Post by Lone Dancer on Dec 3, 2021 1:54:05 GMT
The campfire crackled, a beacon in the night, and a source of warming comfort as a leafwing and an icewing decided to share a few stories while eating roasted hares they caught.
"So this mudwing, he comes to me large frown on his face; he's big, burly, and mildly upset I was flirting with his sister." The leafwing was shaking her claws out in dramatic effect, as the icewing snorted.
"Oh it gets better. So he, while puffing out his chest, poked at me, saying I looked too scraggly to date his sister. That was literally his only objection. That I was too scraggly. That was it. Meanwhile his sister, who can I just say again, in a totally not creepy manner, had really, really, beautiful eyes, and was just dying from embarrassment in the background, like, just utterly dying. Never before have I seen a dragon so flushed, and look so cute while flushed."
The icewing had to hold out a claw as he clutched at his sides, wheezing in laughter, trying to draw breath. The leafwing appeared very smug.
"You might believe me, but it gets even better" She waved her claws out in a dramatic arc.
"No, please, have mercy."
Now the leafwing was chuckling as the icewing collapsed, the absurdity of the entire tale that he was told throughout the night.
However, they were interupted when a dragon swooped in, verbally going;
"Wee Woo. Weeeee Wooooo. Weeeeeee Woooooo"
Landing, he made a clicking noise, and the 'Wee Wooing" stopped.
"Halt, you have violated the law."
"Uh, officer, are you okay."
The badge wearing skywing cranked his head twitchingly towards the asking leafwing.
"Inter-tribal romantic relationships have been outlawed under the X.E.N.O. act, section 32 paragraph 7."
"But we aren't-"
"WEE WOOOOOOOOOO"
The dragon interrupted by verbally making the noise again.
"Halt! You have violated the law!"
"I'm confused now-"
"WEEEEE WOOOOOOOO"
"Are you sure you are okay"
"NEEEEE NOOOOOOOO"
"Oh"
The innocent, law abiding duo stared at each other, then turning back to face the badge wearing dragon who was rapidly flapping his wings.
"I don't think he's okay."
"Ya don't say..."
"So this mudwing, he comes to me large frown on his face; he's big, burly, and mildly upset I was flirting with his sister." The leafwing was shaking her claws out in dramatic effect, as the icewing snorted.
"Oh it gets better. So he, while puffing out his chest, poked at me, saying I looked too scraggly to date his sister. That was literally his only objection. That I was too scraggly. That was it. Meanwhile his sister, who can I just say again, in a totally not creepy manner, had really, really, beautiful eyes, and was just dying from embarrassment in the background, like, just utterly dying. Never before have I seen a dragon so flushed, and look so cute while flushed."
The icewing had to hold out a claw as he clutched at his sides, wheezing in laughter, trying to draw breath. The leafwing appeared very smug.
"You might believe me, but it gets even better" She waved her claws out in a dramatic arc.
"No, please, have mercy."
Now the leafwing was chuckling as the icewing collapsed, the absurdity of the entire tale that he was told throughout the night.
However, they were interupted when a dragon swooped in, verbally going;
"Wee Woo. Weeeee Wooooo. Weeeeeee Woooooo"
Landing, he made a clicking noise, and the 'Wee Wooing" stopped.
"Halt, you have violated the law."
"Uh, officer, are you okay."
The badge wearing skywing cranked his head twitchingly towards the asking leafwing.
"Inter-tribal romantic relationships have been outlawed under the X.E.N.O. act, section 32 paragraph 7."
"But we aren't-"
"WEE WOOOOOOOOOO"
The dragon interrupted by verbally making the noise again.
"Halt! You have violated the law!"
"I'm confused now-"
"WEEEEE WOOOOOOOO"
"Are you sure you are okay"
"NEEEEE NOOOOOOOO"
"Oh"
The innocent, law abiding duo stared at each other, then turning back to face the badge wearing dragon who was rapidly flapping his wings.
"I don't think he's okay."
"Ya don't say..."